作者: deathson (小米) 看板: WOW
標題: [閒聊] 這MoP充滿惡意的任務是怎樣XD
時間: Sat Jun 16 03:29:29 2012
任務名稱: The P.U.G.
打倒三個目標
Hackiss, Healiss跟Tankiss
Hackiss -
開打前去跟他講話, 他會說:
"We wiped and I didn't get my gear"
然後會接著一個情緒敘述
Hackiss tries to pick your pocket.
死掉的時候會說:
But... but... I need that gear...
(沒有紀錄到被打會說什麼)
(另外他侵略性很強, 通常會比Tankiss衝過來速度還快, 但是也真的很軟, 兩下就死)
Tankiss -
開打前去跟他講話, 他會說:
"Next time you may find I'm harder to defeat!
I've made sure my healer remembers his place."
Tankiss被打的時候會說:
Healiss, heal me you son of a basilisk!
Healiss, keep up on the heals you mushan lips!
Where are my heals you scrub-chinned-lizard-nub?!
死掉的時候會說:
Where... were... my heals?!
Need... better... healer....
Healiss -
開打前去跟他講話, 他會說:
"We are going to crush you next time! Our
tank should be able to remember to
generate enough threat on you!"
被打的時候會喊:
(順帶一提他被打會四處亂跑, 要把他弄離開隊友不然會打不死人)
(他有掛一個buff, 叫做Healiss Oil, 對5碼內的隊友每5秒補5%血;
這個buff會讓他看起來全身黑的)
(他也會用心靈鞭笞, 實際上他用心靈鞭笞的頻率比念補血的頻率高非常多)
Help! It's on my face!
Aaah! IT's hitting me! Tank it off! Tank it off!
死掉的時候:
Out of Mana...
Tankiss... get a shield!
喂XD
--
這中文到時候不知道會怎麼翻XD
--
"Oh, him? Yeah, I know him. It's going to take a while. It happened years
ago. Did you know...there are three kind of players? Those who seek Damage,
those who live for protecte, and those who can heal the allies in battle.
Those are the three. And him..."
--
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※ 編輯: deathson 來自: 71.131.180.255 (06/16 03:33)
推 ckshchen:應該會翻:海德格.......救我~~~快坦住他們~~~~~~~ 06/16 03:38
推 dort:OOM!!! 06/16 03:41
推 stanwhale: 揪舊酒揪 揪舊酒揪 揪舊酒糾 窩~ 06/16 03:41
→ stanwhale:被龍王插了 時間暫停imba qq 06/16 03:42
※ 編輯: deathson 來自: 71.131.180.255 (06/16 04:13)
推 wljimkk:看不太懂耶~是說有個坦補d的三人任務? 06/16 04:50
→ wljimkk:怪物的坦補d組合降? 06/16 04:51
推 dort:惡搞玩家打隨機團隊遇到的情形 06/16 04:53
→ dort:DPS都不管就亂衝，而且只想要拿裝 06/16 04:53
→ dort:坦克則是一直喊需要治療，然後死了就哭哭說要換更好的補師 06/16 04:54
→ dort:然後補師也不專心，用暗影天賦去治療，然後被攻擊就亂跑 06/16 04:55
→ dort:不好好的讓坦克抓回去，最後才又抱怨沒法力了 06/16 04:56
推 eDrifter:看到這種任務只能推了 真有趣 06/16 04:59
推 dort:補充一下，坦克也是很白目，沒裝盾牌就上了 06/16 04:59
推 LoveIvy:Hackiss tries to pick your pocket. 有夠好笑的 06/16 06:37
推 misevil:這種有趣的任務應該多做些 就像D3的追隨者對話一樣有趣 06/16 07:26
推 sebenza22:簽名檔 空戰奇兵0的開頭動畫.. 06/16 08:22
推 elmush:推XDDD 很好笑 06/16 08:34
推 moonjuice:感謝dort大大補充!!! 06/16 09:40
推 ONISUKA:這是在哪邊的任務? 06/16 10:43
推 aries1985:好靠杯XDDD 06/16 10:52
推 Tyrannus:XDDDDDD 06/16 15:02
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